Hello adventurer, 

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You clicked the wizard. 

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Now you have been teleported here, which is where we sell merch.

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But, it isn't ready yet.

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You're simply too early.

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But, that's alright.

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I'm having a lovely time.

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You'll have to stop back by when we actually have stuff here.

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So... How have you been?

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Oh, wow. Look at the time!

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I really need to be heading out.

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It's been great catching up!

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Seriously, let's grab a coffee soon!

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I mean it!

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But, yeah, check back here later.