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Hello adventurer, 

You clicked the wizard. 

Now you have been teleported here, which is where we sell merch.

But, it isn't ready yet.

You're simply too early.

But, that's alright.

I'm having a lovely time.

You'll have to stop back by when we actually have stuff here.

So... How have you been?

Oh, wow. Look at the time!

I really need to be heading out.

It's been great catching up!

Seriously, let's grab a coffee soon!

I mean it!

But, yeah, check back here later.

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